A Lumberjack is walking in the forest…..

I recently stumbled upon this legendary subreddit. Never knew it even existed. And now it’s quickly becoming the only reason I use Reddit. Been going through a bit of a rough patch, but I honestly feel like I’ve found my people. Ya’ll are funny as hell. Thank you for all the laughs! I would say how much you *crack* me up, but that’ll just be too *cheesy*. You’re driving me *emmental* with all these jokes! I *gouda* go now, or I won’t stop, haha. Keep *brie-ing* awesome fellow dadjokers ✨

He went right for the juggler.

I said It's nothing to do with me, sounds like a ewe problem.

A master baiter

Using Brr Brr Patapym particles.

I tried to call my dead grandma today, but I got ghosted.

I had to pace myself.

Philippe Philoppe

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so sho named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named "one", the next was "two" and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named "Ninety". Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own, One day, while Ninety's children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and they decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it "This" so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say "Lets go take This outside." and things like that behind their mom's back. One day, white Ninety's children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety's kids don't tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again. Only Ninety's Kids remember This.

They suck.